I thought you loved me?
You just wait . I'll get even with you for this....
You said the water was warm!!!!
I don't like you anymore.....
I'm gonna sit here until you get the towel ... now go!
You're squeezing too tight ... look at my eyes ... they say "tilt"!
No, I am NOT your good kitty!
What's wrong with you people? This is cruel....and....WET!
Why can't I get any traction?
No, no, no, no! ... I said "NO!"